- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

call me maybe.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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