Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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