- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A sober Irish individual.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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