Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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