- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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