- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

drugs.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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