- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Who has no penis Religious Believers

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Robin, get in the car!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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