What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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