- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

binladin walks into the american seals

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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