A baby seal walks into a club.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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