Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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