- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

hers a joke... japanese people

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whos on the right track? lady gaga

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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