Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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