- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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