- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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