Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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