A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I asked her where you were.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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