- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Guest what in the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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