- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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