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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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