- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why do fat people commit suicide

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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