Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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deez nuts

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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