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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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