Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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