- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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