How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

One, two, three, four and five

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The New York Giants

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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