a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

You are joking right?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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