- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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