what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

David Cameron

Matthew Wyckoff

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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