Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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David Cameron

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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