- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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