It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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