- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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