whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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