- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is life? Paul.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

The american education system.

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