- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

i am a dino. RAWR.

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