What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A hill billy went fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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