Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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