- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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