What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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