How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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