What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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a man checks his mypsace

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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