- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

deez nuts

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

ur gey

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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a irish man walks past a bar

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Hello penis

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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