- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Knock Knock.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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