- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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