What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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69.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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