- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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