If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

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