- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Cripples are lame.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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