a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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like if your cool

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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