How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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