What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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