Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Go away still nothing to see

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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