What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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