Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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