A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...