- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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