What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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