How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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