- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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