- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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