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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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