- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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