What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

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