Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Yes

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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