- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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