Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

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