Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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