- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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