Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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