- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run