- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

^ That's not even funny ^

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why? Because.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

kieran is a homosexual

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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