- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

pull my finger (farts)

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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