Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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like if your cool

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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