- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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