- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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