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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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