- Anti Joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it