The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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