- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

The american education system.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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