WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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