Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Tony Romo

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats the defination of cruelty

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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