A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Ross.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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My cat just died.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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