What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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