- Anti Joke

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.