did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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