What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Error 37.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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