What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Anti Joke

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