- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Jordan is pregant

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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