- Anti Joke

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen