- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

womens rights.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the blue berry cross the road

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