Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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123 f*ck off

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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