Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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