The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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womans having rights.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Obama = ebola

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Anti Joke

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