- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Obama = ebola

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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