- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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