- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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