A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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