What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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360 NO SCOPE

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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