Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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