time to spruce up!

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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womans having rights.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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