The american education system.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A house comes around the corner.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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