- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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