Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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