- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A hill billy went fishing

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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