What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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