Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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No it doesnt..

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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