- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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