- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Oh, go away

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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