- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Liverpool City Football Club

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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