Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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woman's rights

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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