- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A hill billy went fishing

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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