- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Barack Obama is a good president.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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