- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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