- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

your mom.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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