- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

your mom.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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