- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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