- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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