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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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