What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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