- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's 9+10? 19

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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