- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

you will like this because i am black.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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