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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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