- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

read me write me

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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